i have these people i follow who follow me too and i think they’re really cool and stuff and we mutually reblog each other and
and sometimes i just sit down and look at their url when it shows up on my dash and im like
but we’RE NOT???? WEVE NEVER EVEN HAD A CONVERSATION?????
A company called Bevshots has produced a series of shots of booze under the microscope at the Florida State University’s chemistry labs.
Molecules at 1000x Magnification
This looks like art
And you bitches wonder why I drink.
my dad and i were hanging christmas lights outside and he plugged them in and said “doesn’t this just light up your life?” and i asked him why he was pun-ishing me and he had to sit down to think of a good comeback
he just came into my room to tell me i won
he can’t look me in the eyes