you ever see someone attractive but they’re such a stereotypical type of attractive that it’s actually boring
straight white boy: what are you doing?
me: laying in bed
straight white boy: anything else? ;)
straight white boy: are you sure? ;)
so i google searched “badass winnie the pooh” and…
and on that day humanity received a grim reminder
*blows kiss down to the ground (for the skeletons)*